About the worst thing you can call a woman these days is "crack whore." The the lowest form of prostitution. Not all whores are crack whores. But all whores are crack dealers.
Dick Cheney's anti-terror publicity tour continues. Tomorrow, he'll be on the Martha Stewart show beating the crap out of light summer salads.
Did you hear about this primate fossil? Forty-seven million years old. Apparently, it's a missing link between monkeys and humans. Scientists named it Ida. They're saying she's either a great aunt of the human race or one of Larry King's early wives.
Ida is a fossil and a superstar. She's bringing more media heat than Oprah. There's even talk that Ida will be the first non-living thing to make the cover of People magazine since Keith Richards.
This fossil is so perfectly preserved that you can even see what this monkey-thing had for its last meal. Fruits and vegetables, apparently. That's the big National Enquirer story: "Lost Weight Fast with the Missing Link Diet."
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