Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad banned Facebook. This is a disaster for free speech. Now I'm never going to find out what Mahmoud's all-time top 5 heavy metal albums are.
Rush Limbaugh opened up the conservative war on Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor by invoking his catch phrase: "I hope she fails." It's the exact same thing he said to Jenny Craig.
North Korea tested an underground nuclear weapon last week. It was a success. Where's Rush Limbaugh when we really need him?
Did you hear this? Bristol Palin's dad, Todd Palin, repeatedly offered to buy his daughter a car if she would break up with Levi. If his wife had won the election, he could've given her GM.
Judge Sotomayor is Puerto Rican and she says she loves her country's traditional cuisine, including pigs tongue and ears with beans, pigs feet with beans and pig intestines with beans. I guess the number one question at the confirmation hearings will be "okay - who farted?"
The Gillette Corporation is reaching out to a new market - people who shave their entire bodies. They've posted a YouTube video called "How to Shave Your Groin." Gillette recommends short light strokes. The next video will explain the technique for shaving your palms.
